Father: Family, today I just got free tickets to a secret screening of an unknown movie.
Mother: Oh, Jim, how perfectly wonderful!
Bud: Gee, Dad, I wonder what movie it could be?
Father: I hear its a film about superheroes.
Betty: Oh, I hope it stars some totally hunky actor like in my teen magazines.
Kathy: Who cares! I just hope it kicks-ass!
Father: Now, Kathy, I will not tolerate that type of language from a girl your age! I'm sure this movie will be excellent for the entire family.
Golly gee willickers! What do you think their reactions would be to the "superhero" movie they'll be seeing today?
